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22 Songs People Improved By Replacing All Occurrences of the Words “I”, “Me”, and “My” With “Greg”

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Have you ever had fun replacing popular lyrics with some of your own? Well, these AskReddit users replaced all occurrences of “Me,” “I,” “My,” etc. with the name “Greg” and boy, were the results hilarious. Read on to pick your favorite!

#1. It Wasn’t Greg

But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)

But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)

Saw Greg bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t Greg)

Greg even had her in the shower (It wasn’t Greg)

She even caught Greg on camera (It wasn’t Greg)

She saw the marks on Greg’s shoulder (It wasn’t Greg)

Heard the words that Greg told her (It wasn’t Greg)

Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t Greg)

She stayed until it was over

#2. What Is Love?

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt Greg

Don’t hurt Greg

No more

#3. That’s Not Greg’s Name

They call Greg ‘Bell’

They call Greg ‘Stacey’

They call Greg ‘her’

They call Greg ‘Jane’

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

#4. Greg’s A Bitch

Greg’s a bitch, Greg’s a lover, Greg’s a child, Greg’s a mother

Greg’s a sinner, Greg’s a saint, Greg do not feel ashamed

Greg’s your hell, Greg’s your dream, Greg’s nothing in between

You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

#5. Wannabe

Sooooo tell Greg what you want, what you really really want

Greg’ll tell you what Greg wants, what Greg really really wants

Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh

Greg wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhh

#6. Greg’s Still Jenny From The Block

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that Greg’s got

Greg’s still, Greg’s still Jenny from the block

#7. Greg Wants To Dance With Somebody

Yeah Greg wants to dance with somebody,

Greg wants to feel the heat with somebody.

Yeaaah Greg wants to dance with somebody,

With somebody who loves Greg.

#8. Greg Wanna Talk About Greg

Greg wanna talk about Greg

Wanna talk about Greg

Wanna talk about number one

Oh Greg Greg Greg

What Greg think, what Greg like, what Greg know, what Greg want, what Greg see

Greg like talking about Greg Greg Greg Greg usually, but occasionally,

Greg wanna talk about Greg

#9. Barbie Girl

Greg’s a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.

You can brush Greg’s hair, undress Greg everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation.

#10. A Different Side of Greg

But Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little unwell

Greg knows right now you can’t tell

But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see

A different side of Greg

Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little impaired

Greg knows right now you don’t care

But soon enough you’re gonna think of Greg

And how Greg used to be, Greg

#11. Greg’s Sharona

Ooh, Greg’s little pretty one, Greg’s pretty one

When you gonna give Greg some time, Sharona

Ooh, you make Greg’s motor run, Greg’s motor run

Got it coming off o’ the line, Sharona

#12. Greg Will Survive

At first Greg was afraid

Greg was petrified

Kept thinking Greg could never live

without you by Greg’s side

But then Greg spent so many nights

thinking how you did Greg wrong

And Greg grew strong

And Greg learned how to get along

#13. Greg Want To eff You Like An Animal

Greg want to eff you like an animal

Greg want to feel you from the inside

Greg want to eff you like an animal

Greg whole existence is flawed

You get Greg closer to God

#14. Beautiful

Greg is beautiful, no matter what they say

No, words can’t bring Greg down

#15. Greg To Sexy For Greg’s Shirt

Greg too sexy for Greg’s shirt

Too sexy for Greg’s shirt

Too sexy for Greg’s shirt

So sexy it hurts

#16. Creep

But Greg’s a creep,

Greg’s a weirdo.

What the hell is Greg doing here?

Greg Don’t Belong here.

#17. Don’t Cha

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Greg

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Greg

Don’t cha

Don’t cha

#18. Mad World

And Greg find it kind of funny, Greg find it kind of sad.

The dreams in which Greg’s dying are the best Greg’s ever had

Greg find it hard to tell you, Greg find it hard to take

When people run in circles its a very, very

Mad world, mad world

#19. Oops! Greg did it again!

Oops! Greg did it again!

Greg played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby, baby

Oops! You think Greg’s in love, that Greg’s sent from aboooooooove

Greg’s not that innocent!

#20. Greg Believe Greg Can Fly

Greg believe Greg can fly

Greg believe Greg can touch the sky

Greg thinks about it every night and day

Spring Greg’s wings and fly away

#21. You Are Greg’s Sunshine

You are Greg’s sunshine, Greg’s only sunshine

You make Greg happy when skies are grey

You’ll never know dear, how much Greg loves you

Please don’t take Greg’s sunshine away

#22. Mambo Number 5

A little bit of Monica in Greg’s life

A little bit of Erica by Greg’s side

A little bit of Rita is all Greg needs

A little bit of Tina is what Greg sees

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here Greg is

A little bit of Greg makes Greg Greg’s man

 

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