Have you ever had fun replacing popular lyrics with some of your own? Well, these AskReddit users replaced all occurrences of “Me,” “I,” “My,” etc. with the name “Greg” and boy, were the results hilarious. Read on to pick your favorite!
#1. It Wasn’t Greg
But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)
But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)
Saw Greg bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t Greg)
Greg even had her in the shower (It wasn’t Greg)
She even caught Greg on camera (It wasn’t Greg)
She saw the marks on Greg’s shoulder (It wasn’t Greg)
Heard the words that Greg told her (It wasn’t Greg)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t Greg)
She stayed until it was over
#2. What Is Love?
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt Greg
Don’t hurt Greg
No more
#3. That’s Not Greg’s Name
They call Greg ‘Bell’
They call Greg ‘Stacey’
They call Greg ‘her’
They call Greg ‘Jane’
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
That’s not Greg’s name
#4. Greg’s A Bitch
Greg’s a bitch, Greg’s a lover, Greg’s a child, Greg’s a mother
Greg’s a sinner, Greg’s a saint, Greg do not feel ashamed
Greg’s your hell, Greg’s your dream, Greg’s nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way
#5. Wannabe
Sooooo tell Greg what you want, what you really really want
Greg’ll tell you what Greg wants, what Greg really really wants
Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh
Greg wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhh
#6. Greg’s Still Jenny From The Block
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that Greg’s got
Greg’s still, Greg’s still Jenny from the block
#7. Greg Wants To Dance With Somebody
Yeah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
Greg wants to feel the heat with somebody.
Yeaaah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
With somebody who loves Greg.
#8. Greg Wanna Talk About Greg
Greg wanna talk about Greg
Wanna talk about Greg
Wanna talk about number one
Oh Greg Greg Greg
What Greg think, what Greg like, what Greg know, what Greg want, what Greg see
Greg like talking about Greg Greg Greg Greg usually, but occasionally,
Greg wanna talk about Greg
#9. Barbie Girl
Greg’s a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.
You can brush Greg’s hair, undress Greg everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
#10. A Different Side of Greg
But Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little unwell
Greg knows right now you can’t tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see
A different side of Greg
Greg’s not crazy, Greg’s just a little impaired
Greg knows right now you don’t care
But soon enough you’re gonna think of Greg
And how Greg used to be, Greg
#11. Greg’s Sharona
Ooh, Greg’s little pretty one, Greg’s pretty one
When you gonna give Greg some time, Sharona
Ooh, you make Greg’s motor run, Greg’s motor run
Got it coming off o’ the line, Sharona
#12. Greg Will Survive
At first Greg was afraid
Greg was petrified
Kept thinking Greg could never live
without you by Greg’s side
But then Greg spent so many nights
thinking how you did Greg wrong
And Greg grew strong
And Greg learned how to get along
#13. Greg Want To eff You Like An Animal
Greg want to eff you like an animal
Greg want to feel you from the inside
Greg want to eff you like an animal
Greg whole existence is flawed
You get Greg closer to God
#14. Beautiful
Greg is beautiful, no matter what they say
No, words can’t bring Greg down
#15. Greg To Sexy For Greg’s Shirt
Greg too sexy for Greg’s shirt
Too sexy for Greg’s shirt
Too sexy for Greg’s shirt
So sexy it hurts
#16. Creep
But Greg’s a creep,
Greg’s a weirdo.
What the hell is Greg doing here?
Greg Don’t Belong here.
#17. Don’t Cha
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Greg
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like Greg
Don’t cha
Don’t cha
#18. Mad World
And Greg find it kind of funny, Greg find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which Greg’s dying are the best Greg’s ever had
Greg find it hard to tell you, Greg find it hard to take
When people run in circles its a very, very
Mad world, mad world
#19. Oops! Greg did it again!
Oops! Greg did it again!
Greg played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby, baby
Oops! You think Greg’s in love, that Greg’s sent from aboooooooove
Greg’s not that innocent!
#20. Greg Believe Greg Can Fly
Greg believe Greg can fly
Greg believe Greg can touch the sky
Greg thinks about it every night and day
Spring Greg’s wings and fly away
#21. You Are Greg’s Sunshine
You are Greg’s sunshine, Greg’s only sunshine
You make Greg happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know dear, how much Greg loves you
Please don’t take Greg’s sunshine away
#22. Mambo Number 5
A little bit of Monica in Greg’s life
A little bit of Erica by Greg’s side
A little bit of Rita is all Greg needs
A little bit of Tina is what Greg sees
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here Greg is
A little bit of Greg makes Greg Greg’s man
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