Everybody has an opinion when it comes to raising kids, and now we know the absolute worst advice imaginable.
Here are 21 amazingly horrible tweets that made us LOL at their shear, purposeful awfulness.
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#BadAdviceForParents Feed them McDonalds daily. pic.twitter.com/hz2IodghxM
— Craig Heimbichner (@CraigHeimbichn1) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents
1. Keep them out of the sunlight
2. Don’t give them any water
3. Don’t ever feed them after midnight— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 4, 2017
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Don’t vaccinate — there are already way too many people on Earth, so isn’t it kind of time for a new plague anyway? #BadAdviceForParents
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) April 4, 2017
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Don’t set boundaries. Given enough time and space, kids will create their own sense of right and wrong.#BadAdviceForParents pic.twitter.com/kZw6D1H2ev
— I’m Shucked! (@Aricka_Shuck) April 4, 2017
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Give them everything they want.
You can’t spoil a child! #BadAdviceForParents pic.twitter.com/N6H72eRgti— Just call me Alice (@AMUSINGALICE28) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents Let the 2-year-olds sort it out for themselves. pic.twitter.com/Vj6XwmAtpu
— Minda Powers-Douglas (@cemeteryminda) April 4, 2017
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Get your kids in pole dancing classes early. It builds core strength and guarantees future employment #BadAdviceForParents pic.twitter.com/p7qofyCvbl
— DanLee (@morejordans) April 4, 2017
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Let your kids on social media at as young an age as possible.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) April 4, 2017
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What’s one more kid? Go ahead and have another!#BadAdviceForParents pic.twitter.com/4E2qCWOuE6
— Christine Well-ish (@googlygirl98) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents When something unusual happens with your child, your first prerogative should be getting pictures for posterity. pic.twitter.com/J1JtRD6PSi
— Helen ??? (@helenmaryme) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents
Don’t be a “helicopter parent.” Unless you own a helicopter, in which case, take the kid everywhere in your helicopter. pic.twitter.com/r1L0xeerde— Michael A. Ferro (@MichaelFerro) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents
Just ignor bored & moody teenagers… they’re all talk, no action ? pic.twitter.com/FivYF7O5xC— km (@sk8ergirl_1) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents Tell them you don’t have time to read their stupid short story.
— Andy Jacobs (@phatandy) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents
Let your kid decide which waterpark ride you should go on next ?? pic.twitter.com/8d7arAZ8E8— km (@sk8ergirl_1) April 4, 2017
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Let them eat whatever they want. #SaveYourKids pic.twitter.com/eQmH0OrRyA
— TheMarsVenusJournal (@TheMVJournal) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents
Teach kids that voting really isn’t worth it. What’s the worst that could happen? pic.twitter.com/xBqaElFhFM— km (@sk8ergirl_1) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents “Let me babysit your kids. My hounds also ʟᴏᴠᴇ children.” pic.twitter.com/94bWMZaiEh
— Rᴀᴍsᴀʏ Bᴏʟᴛᴏɴ. (@_LetsPlayAGame_) April 5, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents Check their symptoms on WebMD.
— Weird Savant (@weirdsavant) April 4, 2017
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#BadAdviceForParents duct tape is free childcare pic.twitter.com/PT7ExTHagv
— mary jane cook (@maryjanecook44) April 4, 2017
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For a baby’s sweet night’s sleep…whiskey in the bottle ? always works! #BadAdviceForParents pic.twitter.com/fgBRGTHogo
— Jeune (@ExMrsSallah) April 4, 2017
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Strangers bring a new perspective. Have your kids take a ride with one whenever possible. #BadAdviceForParents
— TrollinMotor (@trollin_motor) April 5, 2017