Hey, when you gotta let it go, you do what you have to do.
Don’t act like you’re above farting. What, do you think you’re better than me?
Okay, you probably are, but just enjoy these tweets, okay?
1. Every day of my life…
2. It’s like a train wreck
3. Do what is necessary
4. Ain’t gonna work out
5. Be very careful
6. It’s like Russian Roulette
7. You’ve been there. Don’t deny it.
8. That’s a big no no
9. The perils of exercising
10. Just to be clear…
11. Poor SOB
12. Time to leave town and change your name
13. A helping hand
14. Just keep dancing
15. It really works!
16. Deep thoughts…
17. What a rush
18. The man was a visionary
19. More like a nightmare
20. Straight from Hell
Excuse me…I have to leave the room for a minute…