I think it’s safe to say we won’t be seeing anything like these beauty contests anytime soon.

Sausage Queen? BUT, you never know…stranger things have happened.

So while we all wait for these contests to make a comeback, let’s enjoy these vintage photos.

1. Sausage Queen

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2. Donut Queen

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3. Wine Queen (aka #goals)

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4. Another Donut Queen

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5. Yet another Donut Queen

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6. Queen of Candy

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7. Miss Lemon

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8. Orange Queen

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9. More donuts…

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10. Bettie Page!

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11. Queen of Cuisine

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12. What an honor

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13. Catfish Queen

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14. Potatoes everywhere

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15. Still more…

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16. Frankfurter Queen

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17. There’s no escape

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18. Beef Queen

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19. Blueberry Queen

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20. Sausage Queen, Part Deux

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Times have changed…