We’re all getting old, my friends. The bones are creakin’ a little bit more in the morning, you can’t remember where you left your car keys, and you’re now eating dinner at 3:30 p.m. (2:15 on the weekends).

These tweets about aging will remind you of your mortality…I’m sorry.

1. Please, Lord

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2. What was in the fridge, though?

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3. That would be the end

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4. Might as well admit it

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5. It can’t be!

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6. I do…

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7. Oh my…

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8. Speakin’ the truth

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9. Rough stuff

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10. Ailments

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11. Nice and quiet

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12. All downhill

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13. That’s my plan

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14. Get the details

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15. Don’t panic

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16. The process

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17. That’s what it looks like

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18. Or more than one

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19. Can you imagine?

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20. Oh, you wanted one?

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Time to start checking out some retirement homes…