We know all about the superheroes with powers we envy: flying, x-ray vision, shrinking down to a molecule.
But did you know there are a bunch of useless superpowers out there as well?
I’m not sure if you’re really gonna want any of these, to be honest with you…
1. We all need that
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2. A good option
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3. Ouch
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4. Not very good
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5. Uh uh, no way
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6. Stay away from me
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7. Don’t do anything crazy
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8. Hmmmm
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9. Fun!
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10. Won’t help much
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11. Useless
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12. REALLY low
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13. Yes!
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14. No thanks
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15. I might need one
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16. I don’t think that’s a good idea
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17. Nope
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18. Cool party trick?
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19. Only once
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20. Hello…
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Come to think of it, I’ll take “Really Low Flight.”