Want to be a doctor? Wrong. You want to be in a band! And these photos prove why that’s true.
1. A group of turds is also called a misery.
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2. Do you like to party? We like to party.
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3. Disco will never die as long as this photo exists.
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4. I hold Marky Mark responsible for this one.
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5. Too many chaps? Nope. More chaps. Immediately.
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6. Introducing Steven Kozlawski & The Dry Humps!
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7. They *brainstormed* long and hard for this one, I’m sure
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8. Dan McPants & The Man Pants McDan McBand
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9. The best makeup is the kind that makes you look like you don’t have a nose.
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10. If the amish embraced electricity, this would be the first band they’d form.
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11. Bam. You’re pregnant. Even if you’re a dude.
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12. Screaming Gigglesmegoo & The Naked Puzzle Basement Clowns
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13. … and they’re buying a stairway to feathered heaven.
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14. You’re pregnant again. Hope you’re ready for twins.
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15. Okay, now you’re not pregnant anymore.
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16. You can hear the yacht rock screaming from those Nautica jackets.
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17. They’re clearly hiding something…
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18. Pregnancy back on!
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19. That’s…off-putting.
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20. Pregnancy averted!
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