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20 Band Photos That Prove You Picked the Wrong Career

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Want to be a doctor? Wrong. You want to be in a band! And these photos prove why that’s true.

1. A group of turds is also called a misery.

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2. Do you like to party? We like to party.

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3. Disco will never die as long as this photo exists.

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4. I hold Marky Mark responsible for this one.

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5. Too many chaps? Nope. More chaps. Immediately.

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6. Introducing Steven Kozlawski & The Dry Humps!

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7. They *brainstormed* long and hard for this one, I’m sure

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8. Dan McPants & The Man Pants McDan McBand

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9. The best makeup is the kind that makes you look like you don’t have a nose.

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10. If the amish embraced electricity, this would be the first band they’d form.

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11. Bam. You’re pregnant. Even if you’re a dude.

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12. Screaming Gigglesmegoo & The Naked Puzzle Basement Clowns

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13. … and they’re  buying a stairway to feathered heaven.

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14. You’re pregnant again. Hope you’re ready for twins.

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15. Okay, now you’re not pregnant anymore.

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16. You can hear the yacht rock screaming from those Nautica jackets.

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17. They’re clearly hiding something…

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18. Pregnancy back on!

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19. That’s…off-putting.

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20. Pregnancy averted!

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