Want to be a doctor? Wrong. You want to be in a band! And these photos prove why that’s true.
1. A group of turds is also called a misery.
2. Do you like to party? We like to party.
3. Disco will never die as long as this photo exists.
4. I hold Marky Mark responsible for this one.
5. Too many chaps? Nope. More chaps. Immediately.
6. Introducing Steven Kozlawski & The Dry Humps!
7. They *brainstormed* long and hard for this one, I’m sure
8. Dan McPants & The Man Pants McDan McBand
9. The best makeup is the kind that makes you look like you don’t have a nose.
10. If the amish embraced electricity, this would be the first band they’d form.
11. Bam. You’re pregnant. Even if you’re a dude.
12. Screaming Gigglesmegoo & The Naked Puzzle Basement Clowns
13. … and they’re buying a stairway to feathered heaven.
14. You’re pregnant again. Hope you’re ready for twins.
15. Okay, now you’re not pregnant anymore.
16. You can hear the yacht rock screaming from those Nautica jackets.
17. They’re clearly hiding something…
18. Pregnancy back on!
20. Pregnancy averted!