The 18 Most Bizarre Model Poses

Anyone who’s ever marathoned a season of America’s Next Top Model knows the basics of how to put high-end fashion on display. Whether it’s our runway walk or our “smize-ing,” we’ve all prettied ourselves up to practice in the mirror before a night out – don’t deny it!

Unfortunately, in the age of the selfie, it’s a little tricky to tell what all of that will look like when we hand off the camera to a makeshift-photog friend. Photoshop can fix a wrinkle or blemish here and there, but there’s not much it can do if your body takes on the form of an exotic animal desperately searching for a mate. Take a gander at these shots and decide which of the models that stands before you will have to return to the loft, pack up their things, and go home.*

Spoiler alert: probably all of them.

1. Are We Out Of The Woods Yet? Because I Have To Go.

2. Foot Fell Asleep?

3. You Could’ve Been a Contender (With the Right Pair of Pumps)

4. This Look Will Have You Falling Heels Over Head!

5. They Told Her They’d Photoshop Her Onto a Bike (They Lied)

6. Now, Why Would Anyone Throw That Away?

7. A Leather Look That Says “No One Tells Me OR My Limbs What To Do!”

8. They Told Her Modeling Would Make It Rain, but This Is All She Got

9. No One Stands In Between Her and Her Leggings!

10. If There’s Ever a Broadway Musical About the US Postal Service…

11. She Struggles to Keep Her Modeling Career Afloat

12. He Couldn’t Choose Between a Bow or a Curtsy, So He Angrily Did Both

13. “Elvis Has Left The Building but I Will NEVER Leave This Moldy Alleyway!”

14. You…You Know You Can Sit On That Chair, Right?

15. I’ve Heard of Bands Splitting Up But This Is Ridiculous!

16. She Knew It Would Be a Hot Photo Shoot So She Drank Plenty of Water. Now She Pays the Price.

17. These Boots Weren’t Made For Walking, So This is Just What She’ll Do

18. If You Want a Necklace That Doubles as a Leash, Have I Got The Thing For You!

h/t: Sad and Useless