Don’t mess with God. And don’t argue with The Big Man Upstairs about his logic when it comes to what he wants when creating animals that we share the planet with.

If you’ve ever wondered how God created all the beautiful animals on Earth, here you go.

1. That’s how it happened

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2. Did I stutter?

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3. Evil bag

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4. Both

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5. A loud idiot

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6. Went all out on this one

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7. Cruelty

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8. This is a winner

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9. A good vocabulary

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10. WTF

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11. Short end of the stick

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12. Perfection

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13. We need to talk

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14. Whatever…

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15. Angry sock

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16. Evil and fluffy

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17. A true freak of nature

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Bet you didn’t know the truth behind some of these critters!