Sabotaged food is an art form, in my humble opinion. I, personally, have never been able to pull off anything that even approaches the outskirts of the mastery you’ll see below, but I’ve given it my best shot in the past.

After feasting your eyes on these, you might want to double check what you’re about to actually feast on next time you sit down for a meal…

1. Give me M&M’s, Skittles, and Reese’s Pieces in one bowl AND YOU DIE

2. How could you do this to another human HOW

3. OMG NO YOU DID NOT

4. This cake is actually meatloaf and I just vomited in case you were wondering O_O

5. GO TO JAIL GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO

6. Ok… I actually applaud the dedication this took…

7. “Thanks! I got you something, too: IT’S MY LONG FINGER.”

8. Pranking children is always encouraged however

9. THIS… THIS IS… perfect really… stealing TBH

10. NOT OK

11. SEE #10

12. You know what you get when you put soap in the microwave? NOT a tasty-looking loaf of bread NOPE

13. I would die before I could kill you

14. BLASPHEMER

15. Aaaaaand this is where I get convicted of first-degree murder

h/t: buzzfeed