Listen: if you’re broke as a joke, it’s okay. A lot of folks are these days.

I know one thing that might cheer you up. These tweets! That way you can laugh before you open your wallet and cry.

1. Riddle me this

2. Me either

3. Don’t do that

4. Gotta do it

5. Hey o!

6. Those were the days

7. Endless possibilities


9. I’d like to give this a shot

10. That’s not bad

11. The rules

12. Seriously

13. A true story

14. Had to have it

15. Goodbye!

Don’t be too hard on yourself, okay?