Let’s give it up for all the funny ladies out there.
Which, as you can see, there is definitely no shortage of.
Prepare to laugh!
1. Late for crying
so why did you want to be a writer?
*lips right on mic* As a mentally ill person, I was drawn to an unstable and often unpaid work environment that was directly tied to my self esteem now please excuse me I’m late for Crying
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) April 25, 2019
so many girls think they’re a “bad bitch” like no you’re just rude sit down
— grace (@vladyhh) April 24, 2019
3. Way too many
2020 looking like a dang game of GUESS WHO pic.twitter.com/bRzn8VbFbZ
— Naomi Ekperigin (@Blacktress) April 25, 2019
4. Gender neutral
Bitch is gender neutral, never forget.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) April 25, 2019
5. Worth a shot?
Incels should move to New York where truly anyone can get a hot girlfriend
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) April 25, 2019
6. Not at all
YES I make memes for a living
NO my family does not respect me
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) April 25, 2019
The deepest irony about catcalling is that women would wear less if men didn’t do it
— Cathy Humes (@CrappyFumes) April 23, 2019
8. Wonder which one she uses…
Beyoncé put Lemonade out on all streaming platforms because she knew Kate Middleton needed it but didn't know if she used Spotify or Apple Music.
— Elizabeth Kidd (@libbuh) April 25, 2019
9. Glo down
All this talk about Prince William just reminds me about how he’s had the worst glo down in history ? pic.twitter.com/GGPT4Mwxjt
— sabrina? (@Sabrina_Arsenal) April 24, 2019
10. Either one will work
I just got my first unsolicited dick pick from a fan! How do I celebrate? Acid in my eyes? Drinking bleach?
— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) April 23, 2019
prince william and jay z should start a club of men who had the audacity to cheat lookin the way they do
— Lemisse (@lemissee) April 25, 2019
Elizabeth Warren: I have solutions to problems.
Random guy who decides to run for president this week: I’m a guy, and that’s better, right?
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 22, 2019
13. Wait a second…
Mom online: Great day at the park! I taught my kids how to make sand castles and we talked abt architecture!
Comments: Why doesn't your child have on a jacket?! They will get SICK!
Dad online: Had a five min convo w my son for the first time in 8 years!
Comments: DAD GOALS
— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) April 24, 2019
14. See that coming?
Major Game of Thrones spoilers….
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) April 22, 2019
15. That’s what it means
OPRAH: What does being a woman mean to you?
ME: Spending five hours on an email that perfectly articulates your feelings and then sending that email to a girlfriend to proofread and then deciding to keep the email in your drafts folder for the foreseeable future. pic.twitter.com/ivitWdruMa
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) April 27, 2019
All the ladies in the house, say “hey-o!”