I remember a friend of mine gave me a haircut out of her house once. I went home, looked in the mirror, cried, and then hid under my bed for three days.

Okay, it wasn’t that bad, but it wasn’t a pretty picture, I can tell you that much.

And neither are these. Get ready to cringe…

1. Oh very cool

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2. King Mullet

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3. Thank you for your service, now get a new haircut

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4. Yes!

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5. No!

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6. Mugshot?

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7. Holy sh*t

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8. What is this?

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9. Interesting…

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10. Not cool

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11. Total disaster

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12. I want this when I’m his age

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13. Veg-head

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14. Wow

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15. Absolutely not

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Lucky these abominations were only temporary. Poor souls…