Small business owners who use a truck, take note: your vehicle isn’t just a means of transportation. It’s also an opportunity. A funny and creative sign on the side of your truck is a great way to grab people’s attention. Think about it. Every town has a few companies that do funny or offbeat advertising. I can still remember the name of the funny plumber from the town where I grew up. And if that one piece of anecdotal evidence from a stranger on the Internet won’t convince you, nothing will.

1. Oh, Snap!

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In response, Kanye is releasing an album titled :”1,000 Reasons Why Move-tastic Movers Sucks.”

2. Genius

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If you work in a field that involves bodily waste, it helps to have a sense of humor.

3. The Big Top

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And if you work in a field that requires you to say “pitching a tent” on a regular basis, it helps to have a sense of humor.

4. Hail To The King

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Every king needs a throne, and the King of Plumbers is no exception.

5. Pun In The Oven

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This company deals with weeds the same way the show deals with bad guys: by having Ice-T yell at them.

6. Wishful Thinking

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Sorry, but if you’re merely renting a truck, you do not get to encourage women to flash you. That is a job perk reserved for real truckers only.

7. Beat It

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You can’t. I’ve tried. Many times.

8. Wine And Cheese

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Well, this is the first time a truck accident has made me hungry.

9. Topical

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You hear that, CLOWN-gress? This guy is done with your crap!

10. Fair Warning

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Definitely cheaper than a security system.

11. Tale Of The Tape

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Ah, the ol’ “Walk up to your friend and wrap his head in packing tape” routine. Classic.

12. Hertz, Don’t It?

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Wait, what? This one started out so well and ended up disturbing.

13. This Ain’t Chipotle

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As we all know, if there’s a sign banning something, no matter how outlandish, that means it happened at least once.

14. Scarface

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I never would have made that connection on my own. Thanks a lot, truck.

15. And finally, The Maury-Mobile

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Everyone’s wondering it, so I’ll ask it: are there really so many paternity disputes that people need a mobile DNA testing service?

 

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