Small business owners who use a truck, take note: your vehicle isn’t just a means of transportation. It’s also an opportunity. A funny and creative sign on the side of your truck is a great way to grab people’s attention. Think about it. Every town has a few companies that do funny or offbeat advertising. I can still remember the name of the funny plumber from the town where I grew up. And if that one piece of anecdotal evidence from a stranger on the Internet won’t convince you, nothing will.
1. Oh, Snap!
In response, Kanye is releasing an album titled :”1,000 Reasons Why Move-tastic Movers Sucks.”
If you work in a field that involves bodily waste, it helps to have a sense of humor.
3. The Big Top
And if you work in a field that requires you to say “pitching a tent” on a regular basis, it helps to have a sense of humor.
4. Hail To The King
Every king needs a throne, and the King of Plumbers is no exception.
5. Pun In The Oven
This company deals with weeds the same way the show deals with bad guys: by having Ice-T yell at them.
6. Wishful Thinking
Sorry, but if you’re merely renting a truck, you do not get to encourage women to flash you. That is a job perk reserved for real truckers only.
7. Beat It
You can’t. I’ve tried. Many times.
8. Wine And Cheese
Well, this is the first time a truck accident has made me hungry.
You hear that, CLOWN-gress? This guy is done with your crap!
10. Fair Warning
Definitely cheaper than a security system.
11. Tale Of The Tape
Ah, the ol’ “Walk up to your friend and wrap his head in packing tape” routine. Classic.
12. Hertz, Don’t It?
Wait, what? This one started out so well and ended up disturbing.
13. This Ain’t Chipotle
As we all know, if there’s a sign banning something, no matter how outlandish, that means it happened at least once.
I never would have made that connection on my own. Thanks a lot, truck.
15. And finally, The Maury-Mobile
Everyone’s wondering it, so I’ll ask it: are there really so many paternity disputes that people need a mobile DNA testing service?