Every year, some people like to dress up in a sexy costume for Halloween. And every year, costume companies make more and more absurd costumes for them to buy. It’s a holiday tradition!
Below, check out 15 of the strangest “sexy” Halloween costumes no human being ever has or will find sexy.
1. Sexy Spongebob
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2. Sexy George Washington
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3. Sexy Corn on the Cob
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4. Sexy Shower
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5. Sexy Angry Bird
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6. Sexy Chinese Food
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7. Sexy Teletubby
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8. Sexy Big Bird
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9. Sexy Bert & Ernie
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10. Sexy Mr. Potato Head
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11. Sexy Scrabble
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12. Sexy Environmentalist
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13. Sexy Sri Racha
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14. Sexy Ronald McDonald
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15. Sexy Jan Brady
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h/t: Buzzfeed