Every year, some people like to dress up in a sexy costume for Halloween. And every year, costume companies make more and more absurd costumes for them to buy. It’s a holiday tradition!
Below, check out 15 of the strangest “sexy” Halloween costumes no human being ever has or will find sexy.
1. Sexy Spongebob
2. Sexy George Washington
3. Sexy Corn on the Cob
4. Sexy Shower
5. Sexy Angry Bird
6. Sexy Chinese Food
7. Sexy Teletubby
8. Sexy Big Bird
9. Sexy Bert & Ernie
10. Sexy Mr. Potato Head
11. Sexy Scrabble
12. Sexy Environmentalist
13. Sexy Sri Racha
14. Sexy Ronald McDonald
15. Sexy Jan Brady
h/t: Buzzfeed