Every year, some people like to dress up in a sexy costume for Halloween. And every year, costume companies make more and more absurd costumes for them to buy. It’s a holiday tradition!

Below, check out 15 of the strangest “sexy” Halloween costumes no human being ever has or will find sexy.

 

1. Sexy Spongebob

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2. Sexy George Washington

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3. Sexy Corn on the Cob

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4. Sexy Shower

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5. Sexy Angry Bird

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6. Sexy Chinese Food

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7. Sexy Teletubby

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8. Sexy Big Bird

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9. Sexy Bert & Ernie

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10. Sexy Mr. Potato Head

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11. Sexy Scrabble

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12. Sexy Environmentalist

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13. Sexy Sri Racha

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14. Sexy Ronald McDonald

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15. Sexy Jan Brady

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h/t: Buzzfeed