Halloween brings out the sexy. Or, at least, people who think they’re being sexy.

On October 31, you’re guaranteed to see sexy nurses, sexy firemen, sexy doctors, etc.

The problem is, they’re usually NOT very sexy. The costumes in these pics make a valiant attempt, but I think we can all agree that no one should ever wear any of these. EVER.

1. Sexy Cop

2. Sexy Chef

3. Sexy Football Player

4. Sexy…Cowboy? Maybe?

5. I dunno

6. Sexy Adam, I think

7. no clue

8. nope

9. I’d say sexy wrestler, but the handcuffs…

10. Sexy Clown (a phrase I never thought I’d say)

11. ???

12. Chippendales?

13. No, this one is a sexy cowboy

14. Sexy Scotsman

15. I’m lost again

h/t: pleated-jeans