A playground is supposed to be a happy, safe place where kids can play free from worry. It’s not very complicated! You and I could probably get together at your local Chili’s and think up a serviceable playground over a couple Zima’s. But do some playground designers get it wrong? You bet they do!
It turns out a sizable percentage of playground designers are perverts, sadists, or both. Let’s take a look at the fruits of their labors!
I would recommend getting a tetanus shot before you read this article.
1. No More Coddling
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You gotta toughen them up sooner or later.
2. The Anatomy Lesson
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“Hey, kiddo, rememeber the other day when you asked me where your baby sister came from? Just look at this slide. I’ll be in the car.”
3. Grate Job
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Freshly grated toddler, anyone?
4. Riding The Dragon
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PLAYGROUND DESIGNER #1: What should the slide look like?
PLAYGROUND DESIGNER #2: How about a dragon that just tried mushrooms for the first time?
PLAYGROUND DESIGNER #1: Um, do we share a brain? Because I was JUST THINKING THAT!
5. Poop Chute
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Coming to Animal Planet this fall…Elephant Proctologist.
6. It’s A Mixed-Use Property
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It’s like those combination Taco Bell/Baskin Robbins places, but with more ghosts.
7. Whiz Kids
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Don’t cross the streams!
8. Damn Teenagers
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How do I know teenagers did this? I used to be one.
9. Big Red
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You should definitely have a doctor look at that, friend.
10. Have A Seat
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It’s nice that parents can have fun at playgrounds, too.
11. What Could Go Wrong?
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“You mean I haven’t been nominated for an award for excellence in city planning? Again?”
12. The Clown’s Mouth
Pretty sure I saw a horror movie about this.
13. Walter White Giving A Checkup To A Bear
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That’s what that is, right? That has to be what that is.
14. Human Centipede? Human FUN-tipede!
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Don’t Google it. Just don’t.
You Googled it, didn’t you?
I warned you.
15. And finally, just…no.
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Are cops allowed to arrest an inanimate object? They should be.
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