Wow…there sure are a whole lot of people out there who are…let’s say less than brilliant.
People who are so less than brilliant that I think you’re going to facepalm OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
Try not to hit yourself too hard…
1. Giving Americans a bad name!
Just heard an American woman angrily tell an airport employee, “If you don’t speak English, then why are you working here?”
Ma’am… you’re in Shanghai, China.
— किरण (@Surinaamer) January 2, 2019
2. Way to go!
3. We need a noise for that.
4. Oh, that’s why.
Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) August 22, 2019
5. It was harmless, right?
6. Meet me at Louie’s.
7. You nailed it!
8. Might want to check the spelling.
9. Slow down and think about it…
10. It’s been 30 long years.
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) August 25, 2019
11. Imagine that…
12. Why the handcuffs?
13. Oh, that’s right…
14. Never ever. Don’t even think about it.
15. An official selfie ID card.
I just hit my face with my palm so many times that I’m going to have a major headache tomorrow.
But I couldn’t help it, these people were just wayyyyy too ridiculous.