I have a theory: when it comes to men, you either go gray or you go bald. You see very few fellas past their 40s who have a full head of the same color hair they did when they were young.
As for me, like all the men in my family, I started going gray pretty early. Oh well, what can you do…
Let’s get to the bald tweets!
1. That’ll show ’em!
https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/443805183928057856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E443805183928057856&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
2. A lot of weirdos walking around.
Think of how fun balding would be if instead of losing hair you kept the same amount of hair & your head just got bigger & bigger
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 23, 2013
3. Sure…
https://twitter.com/theghissilent/status/1029105360097796096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1029105360097796096&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
4. Kids really are adorable.
"Dad when are you getting rid of your bald spot?" – Patrick my 6 years old son/torturer.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 17, 2018
5. Doing a great job!
I'm not going bald, I'm letting my forehead grow.
— DansGaming (@Dansgaming) August 10, 2019
6. She’s not feeling it.
https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/598970805683228672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E598970805683228672&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
7. What’s that I see?
My haircut lady today:
“Your hair has really changed since I’ve been cutting it over the last 6 months.”Me
“How so?”Her
“I see more of your scalp.”Me
“That’s a very nice way of saying I’m going bald.”😂
— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) January 9, 2019
8. I’d like to see that.
https://twitter.com/KelenKeller38/status/623306388287025152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E623306388287025152&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
9. That’s pretty funny.
the balding optimist refers to his receding hairline as a proceeding bareline.
— Chris Baio (@OIAB) May 3, 2012
10. Grandma and Grandpa.
Couldn't see without my glasses on and reached for my husband's balding shampoo in the shower, so we are in no way geriatric.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) April 1, 2016
11. You’re growing up.
https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/1168542109365719040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1168542109365719040&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
12. Very cool!
Based on this commercial, Hair Club for Men replaces balding men's scalps with the scalps of dead Uncle Jesse dudes from the 90s. Cool!!!
— Anders Holm (@ders808) August 12, 2014
13. I see it everywhere.
I’m hoping to bring the “half bald, half in denial” hairdo back in vogue.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) March 31, 2019
14. Make a wise choice.
https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/169185089153011714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E169185089153011714&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-going-bald_l_5d51d54be4b0c63bcbebfec4
15. Is there nothing else?
"Being bald is your thing, dad." – My 9 year old
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) July 3, 2015
So which one is it, older guys? Are you going bald or going gray? Or are you one of the a**holes who must just be perfect and touched by the Hand of God?
Psshhhhhh….