We all have exes out there who we love to talk trash about. Don’t try and get all high and mighty on me, I see you out there.
But guess what? They’re our “exes” for a reason and we don’t have to deal with their bullsh*t anymore.
But we can make fun of them. Because that is always a good time!
1. Oh, hey!
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
2. Bring the heat
It's so cold out I'm calling my ex just to get in a heated conversation.
— Kevin O’Neill (@KevinBuffalo) January 4, 2018
3. Hahahaha
https://twitter.com/StussyTheGoat/status/1065260694545797120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1065260694545797120&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F23%2F21-jokes-your-ex-will-be-pissed-you-laughed-at-but-that-aint-your-problem-anymore%2F
4. Classic
WHO IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/XsR838zFIF
— chet porter 🪬 (@chetporter) June 10, 2014
5. LOL
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
6. Don’t go there
https://twitter.com/ImpsDelights/status/1120111575971631105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1120111575971631105&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F23%2F21-jokes-your-ex-will-be-pissed-you-laughed-at-but-that-aint-your-problem-anymore%2F
7. Why?
https://twitter.com/MrPhetz/status/143239828576808960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E143239828576808960&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F23%2F21-jokes-your-ex-will-be-pissed-you-laughed-at-but-that-aint-your-problem-anymore%2F
8. Just here to pick some things up
https://twitter.com/FaShionMaja/status/578295418406248448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E578295418406248448&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F23%2F21-jokes-your-ex-will-be-pissed-you-laughed-at-but-that-aint-your-problem-anymore%2F
9. Come on up!
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (parody) (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
10. Think about it
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
11. Sleeping
It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
12. I’m sure he’s a good guy
I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store pic.twitter.com/wPBsprSrLm
— chrissy (@crlockha) March 16, 2019
Out of sight, but not quite out of mind yet…