I’ve been reading a lot about NFTs lately, and I think I totally understand them now.
The way it works is that you have like, a meme, some picture of a thing on the internet, and then you ask a lot of computers to make a secret code that represents that meme.
If you wish hard enough and hoard a small nation’s worth of graphics cards, the computer will give you your code and then you can sell it to someone who then owns that meme, except not in any way that’s legally enforceable or means anything to anyone who isn’t you.
It’s. Foolproof.
All I gotta do is start collecting memes and I won’t be broke no more. Let’s start with these ones about how broke I am.
15. The long haul
Call it a budget trip.
14. The perfect loophole
I genuinely remember reading the student loan paperwork and getting to the part where it said if you die then nobody inherits the debt and I was like oh good, what a load off my mind.
13. I’m a believer
We’ll be there in no time, babe.
12. Thoughts and prayers
Try this one, see if it goes through.
11. Oh Christmas tree
Even Charlie Brown would look down on y’all for this.
10. The hunger pains
Nah, I’m good, I totally ate yesterday.
9. Acknowledge the limits
Also who tf still has a mall in their town?
8. Thug life
He earned that through a legitimate business, thank you.
7. Participation trophies
Guess I’ll just window shop on Windows.
6. It’s magic
Who’s laughing now?
5. The disguise
These GTA mods are getting out of hand.
4. Check it out
He is the most judgemental of all the founding fathers.
3. The spice of life
You’re welcome babe, anything for you.
2. Don’t ask, don’t tell
Ignorance truly is bliss.
1. The dilemma
This is simply the price we pay.
Now. Who wants to buy these from me? The bidding starts at a billion dollars.
What’s your current get-rich-quick scheme?
Tell us in the comments.