These kids are SMART. In fact, they’re so smart that they make me feel like a complete moron.
And like the title says, they have life all figured out. I see some future world leaders here.
1. They need to know
My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “
— ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️?️?️ (@PurestInNoSense) March 24, 2018
2. LMAO
LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG pic.twitter.com/5i9qA8E3gq
— ☄️ (@LUVlnTheSky) January 29, 2016
3. Genius
The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today:
My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick. pic.twitter.com/F81jQuvW7g— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) August 21, 2018
4. I like this kid
My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.
— David Juurlink (@DavidJuurlink) August 12, 2018
5. Sign here
6. And…
My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and… pic.twitter.com/vG54i8FlZS
— Iza (@IMolzan) September 6, 2018
7. That’s tough
My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls aren’t tough.
Me: what did you say to that?
My 7yo, who has had a loose tooth for over a week: I pulled out my tooth in front of him and he stopped talking to me. #parenting
— Katie Cook (@katiecandraw) August 24, 2018
8. You have to text her
Teacher to my son after he gets in trouble: “I’m going to have to call your mom.”
Son: “Don’t call her.”
Teacher: “Sorry but I have to.”
Son: “No I’m serious. Don’t call her. She doesn’t answer her phone. You have to text her.”
— Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) March 12, 2018
9. Amazing
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN
— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
10. Pay attention
This little guy told his Dad that he wanted to learn how to train his dog and his Dad said there were lots of dog training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing them to the dog! pic.twitter.com/xtBRYexSn6
— Nature's Majesty (@NatureMajesty) February 17, 2018
11. Showed him
What's the funniest thing your kid wrote?#FunnyKid pic.twitter.com/wAQIrCDkhg
— DaVinci Vaporizer (@DaVinciVape) November 16, 2016
12. Future novelist
My daughter has started a story and ‘Rebecca’ no longer has the greatest opening lines in literature. pic.twitter.com/xlvAhasB4V
— Jo Boyles (@joboyley) October 4, 2018
13. He nailed it
My students had to pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter. The idea that you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take lives within one particular student of mine. @RobertDowneyJr @prattprattpratt @vindiesel #iamwfisd #wfisdengineering @WFISD_CEC pic.twitter.com/7pddcxebsK
— Jeffrey Scott Davis M. Ed. (@ROBODAVISWFISD) May 8, 2018
14. Yes!
She is 3 yrs old and wanted s Tom Selleck cake for her birthday! #MyKidIsWeird pic.twitter.com/XXLU8CC3FF
— Dr. Belanger (@RMBelanger26) April 4, 2016
15. That is brilliant
Asked my son to box up his leftover mac and cheese at the restaurant and he put the entire bowl in there and I’m not sure if he’s an idiot or a genius. pic.twitter.com/3EVFt9xkqK
— The Dad (@thedad) February 27, 2018
Don’t feel dumb…it’ll be okay…