It’s nothing new, but the ladies continue to kill it on Twitter with their witty jokes and observations.
And here’s around round-up of tweets from some seriously funny women.
1. Treat yourself
So Beyonce had a strict diet prepping for Coachella..no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no fish, and no sugar. I know some women with that same diet prepping for a wedding. You are marrying a guy name Dan who eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya’ll can have some bread.
— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) April 19, 2019
2. Sneaky
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/1119433503198842881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119433503198842881&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
3. Is that good or bad?
https://twitter.com/ellorysmith/status/1119330601343918080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119330601343918080&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
4. Time for a spending spree!
Good news, online retailers! I feel bad and bored!
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) April 18, 2019
5. Impressive
https://twitter.com/ayoedebiri/status/1119347383358255104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119347383358255104&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
6. Throw in the towel
u ever do one (1) workout and immediately have to face the fact that u will not survive the apocalypse
— jes tom 🥀 (@jestom) April 19, 2019
7. Don’t you feel better now?
https://twitter.com/PamNotAnderson/status/1118585155826982912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1118585155826982912&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
8. Nice work!
I have to tell you, I successfully took a day off of Twitter and I got so much TV-watching done.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) April 19, 2019
9. Now that’s awkward
https://twitter.com/jess_salomon/status/1119445836876996608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119445836876996608&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
10. Just chill
when i get sad abt not having gone to an hbcu i just remember that i prolly woulda got pregnant and dropped out sophomore year & i chill
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) April 18, 2019
11. Do it!
https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/1119330962297561089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119330962297561089&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
12. Not a pretty picture
Ordered mac n cheese from a not-unfancy Italian restaurant on my street and got this, which I’m pretty sure is a hate crime pic.twitter.com/QnsxAB0dh8
— AB (@AlannaBennett) April 20, 2019
13. At your expense
Yesterday I went on a park swing and when I walked away a 4 year old boy said “wow you were on there for a while” and the children all had a laugh. gorgeous spring day
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 17, 2019
14. How brave
https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1118246003981914112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1118246003981914112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-tweets-women-no-trump%2F
15. Top of the world
I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is like the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station
— Bron dot com (@brondotcomputer) April 14, 2019
Keep up the funny business, ladies!