Let’s take a break from all the terrible news in the world right now and have a laugh, dammit!
Laughter is served!
1. All good
Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. pic.twitter.com/EIrz6wR0bz
— Casey McCormick (@itsmeCaseyMc) May 21, 2019
2. Hahahaha
https://twitter.com/SaimaFerdows/status/1131131889673211904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1131131889673211904%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fevergreen-tweets-may-24%2F
3. LOL
"…and I, Brienne of Tarth, am the first women to write on Game of Thrones since season 3…" pic.twitter.com/iZevZvdLKy
— Cat Staggs 🏳️🌈 (@CatStaggs) May 20, 2019
4. Ain’t faire
It was supposed to be the summer of their lives. But life… isn't faire.
RENN FAIRE. THIS SUMMER ON FOX. pic.twitter.com/cxfBLxtYPr
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) May 20, 2019
5. Truth
“Oh my god I’m so wet” – sink countertops
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 23, 2019
6. Either way
I’m 39 and still not really clear how boners work. Like do you get them when you see a really good looking cheese plate or is it really just a sex thing?
— ghost mom (@radtoria) May 22, 2019
7. The payoff
The wedding is the happiest day of your life because all the days leading up to it are hell.
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) May 24, 2019
8. Gross
https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/1131735462815490048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1131735462815490048%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fevergreen-tweets-may-24%2F
9. Don’t take this the wrong way…
Social media causes me so much anxiety. I could literally comment, "💙," and then spend the next four hours worrying that it was taken the wrong way.
— Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) May 21, 2019
10. That’s okay
I am the Michael Jordan of only knowing the names of a few very famous athletes
— cas says free palestine (@CrappyFumes) May 22, 2019
11. It takes a while
Whenever somebody tells me they like a bar because the bartenders are nice, I immediately know they’re a dog person. I like my bartenders to actively hate everyone in the bar but gradually warm up to me after 2-3 years.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 23, 2019
12. Treasure trove
Things you'll find in a woman's purse that we never talk about:
1. Keys to a locker she hasnt used in years
2. Gum wrapper with words of inspiration that are barely legible
3. $2 bill for good luck
4. Reciept of something she was supposed to returned 4 months ago
5. a tooth— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) May 23, 2019
13. Just don’t do it
All the *men want me and *all the women want to be me.
*landlords want me to pay rent
*I don't want to
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) May 22, 2019
Funny stuff, ladies! Keep ’em coming!