I know fast food is pretty bad for you, but dammit, it’s delicious. Am I right or am I right?
Clearly, I’m on the same page as the people responsible for the tweets below, because they are not holding back. At all.
And I’m with them…are you?
1. Was it good, though?
Just tried a kids meal in McDonald's. Unfortunately, her dad chased me away before I got any of her chips.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 19, 2015
2. Not mine, sir.
me: then why is your slogan "finger lickin' go-"
kfc clerk: -your own fingers.
— 🐧iffy penguin🐧 (@iffy_penguin) December 19, 2017
3. That’s how it works.
me: i'd like to make a reservation for 2 at 6:00 pm
employee: sir, this is a McDonald's
me: oh my bad. i'd like a McReservation for 2 at 6:00 pm
employee: perfect, see you then
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) January 16, 2018
4. Judy wants the carnitas…
*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 11, 2015
5. Might be a long day.
EMPLOYEE: can i take your order?
ME: yes, thank you for asking
EMPLOYEE: my pleasure
ME: and thank you for saying it was your pleasure
EMPLOYEE: please don’t do this
ME: oh i’m just getting started
— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) March 13, 2018
6. They do tend to add up.
I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children.
— Beatriz (@wittwitbarista) September 29, 2014
7. These are for everyone.
*shows up at your potluck with a handful of McDonald's ketchup packets*
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) February 26, 2017
8. It’s a classy joint.
Me: [from table] garćon! *claps hands* another round for my date and me.
McDonald's cashier: sir, you have to come to the counter to order
— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) August 2, 2017
9. Drive and don’t stop!
BRO [jumping into car]: GO
ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist
B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag
M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail
— Digital Jørdøn™ (@BadJordon) August 4, 2016
10. We all do this from time to time.
*my windows are foggy and my car is rocking in the McDonald's parking lot but it's just me inside eating Big Macs*
— Travis comma bitch (@Prof_Hinkley) July 5, 2015
11. …And it’s working…
That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) March 28, 2013
12. Make a pit stop.
me: Can you swing by Taco Bell?
guy driving the ambulance:
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 14, 2018
13. Did he Super Size?
I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru.
— El Chalupacabra (@Uncul_Scientist) June 19, 2016
14. They knew you were classy.
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern."
~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.
— Vice_Queen (@Vice_Queen) September 4, 2015
15. I understand that Einstein was a big fan of their roast beef.
If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?
— Samityville Horror (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2015
What’s your favorite fast food joint?
Mine’s a tie between White Castle and a chain in Kansas City called Taco Via.
Tell us yours in the comments! Let’s compare notes!