I don’t know about you, but I need a little breather. A little break from the daily grind.
A few moments to clear my head and let all the stress
That’s what these tweets are all about!
1. Please cooperate with me.
https://twitter.com/existings/status/1192157219720224769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
2. I’m way down with this.
proud to announce that i will be participating in No Noise November this month. please do not speak to me. i will not be listening
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) November 1, 2019
3. Brutal. BRUTAL!
when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts
— darwin (@itsnotdarwin) November 7, 2019
4. I’ll get it this time.
[5am]
Cat: *retching in the hallway*
Me: *tired moan*
My dog: *kisses my forehead* I’ll go.
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) November 6, 2019
5. Yin and yang.
https://twitter.com/ItsLittleJJ/status/1191782277619081221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
6. What are you doing here at this hour?
when you and another student see each other on the same google doc at 2 am pic.twitter.com/lJFPw3pfDt
— raine🌺⛈️ (@wintermintleaf) October 21, 2019
7. Not helping all that much.
my white blood cells fighting off a cold https://t.co/Wvm2Z6bnU0
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 5, 2019
8. We need to get to the airport ten hours early.
flight: scheduled to depart at 3 pm
my parents at 4 am: https://t.co/UGJa0AEcun
— omar (@omarioya) October 17, 2019
9. Just call it Donald’s.
Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 18, 2019
10. Too late now.
https://twitter.com/littlemzbadass/status/1185518928199598082?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
11. That’s your sign to get it over with, please.
https://twitter.com/mtroskiII/status/1183881113388732417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
12. Can’t wait for No-cember.
https://twitter.com/CaliShottie/status/1190378315153952769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
13. It’s true!
what they say it is: a 9-5
what it actually is: waking up at 6am, leaving the house by 7:30, staying late to finish up work and leaving the building at 6pm, getting home at 7:30 due to rush hour, sitting on the couch for 30 mins questioning everything. a 6am- 8pm.
— hey bestie (@lyxopk) November 1, 2019
14. A feat of strength.
https://twitter.com/kaylasheagg/status/1191466952193036289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
15. Nothing “super” about me.
https://twitter.com/tiemoose/status/1168269121848532992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fishabassi%2Ffunny-tweets-heh-heh
De-stressed and loving it…for now…