School is back in full swing. And you know what that means: misbehaving kids, stressed-out teachers, and fun all around for everyone!
And the teachers are filling us in on Twitter about what’s going on the still-young school semester.
It’s gonna be a long year, hold on tight!
1. These kids are in trouble.
Returning to your classes after they've eaten your sub alive. #teaching #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/o7JsqHnKch
— Cade Hagen (@CadeHagen) September 10, 2019
2. “Appropriate pettiness” is good.
In the last few weeks one of my students has managed to. . .on the sly.. .call me lazy, crabby and "oh you look tired"
Me from 2 yrs ago woulda shank'd this 304.
But thank God for growth and my new level of "appropriate pettiness"
— Valencia Timberlake (@DivineSummers) September 11, 2019
3. Never get a break.
Me this morning: Only 67 essays to grade this weekend. If I skip my workout and ignore my family, I’ll have Sunday free! — (8 hours later) — DONE! — (Checks email) — Six college recommendation letters yet to write. — (Sighs) #teacherproblems #typicalteacherweekend
— Enid Baines (@ebraines) September 7, 2019
4. I think that’s very accurate.
Accurate? ? #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/ak1o4piw1H
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 7, 2019
5. Classics never die.
Teaching ninth grade (Career Prep) has been an adventure. I need to be careful in letting the kids choose what names they use in these fictitious job scenarios. ? #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/dYMokilE8c
— Math Teacher (@MathTeacher1123) September 6, 2019
6. No middle ground. At all.
Right? ❄️? #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/1d1DRHHbO3
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 10, 2019
7. No weekends for the foreseeable future.
Everyone: “Man, you’re so lucky to have a job where you always have weekends off.”
Me, Saturday morning of the first weekend of the school year: #reality #teacherlife #nota9to5 pic.twitter.com/tRdfVauX3z
— DailyTeacherThoughts (@oneadayteacher) September 7, 2019
8. Just go ahead and do it.
If you want to know how much it sucks to write sub plans. ? #teacherprobs #teacherstruggles pic.twitter.com/BfV4GrcBZI
— Kat (@WichitaKat) September 11, 2019
9. Glad that wasn’t blood.
Red pen is the death of your work pants ? #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/6RiVgPc0jD
— Robert Castleberry, M.Ed (@RCastleberry259) September 8, 2019
10. Please don’t judge me.
When you forget you’re wearing slippers from pajama day and you walk into a place where people are dressed normally.. oops! #iteach2nd #teacherprobs #elementarylife pic.twitter.com/IoSPrgBqyx
— Mrs.Hall (@Ms_TMann) September 9, 2019
11. Like a vampire.
Who needs sunglasses when you go to work and home in the dark #firstyear #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/NAg6HLnA6t
— Sarah Pope (@bhamteasarahp) September 10, 2019
12. Sorry about that…
Note: chocolate and grading don’t mix ??♀️ #FirstFullWeek #teacherlife #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/SlICeRj8rV
— Jordan Lammmers (@JFK_Lammers) September 11, 2019
13. America’s future looks bright.
one of my students ate grass today cause she wanted to see what it taste like; THREW IT UP, and continued to eat grass ?
— scorpiheaux? (@jeanheaux) September 11, 2019
14. Drama queens and kings.
My students tomorrow. #teacherproblems #middleschool #middleschoolteacher pic.twitter.com/eaj8PmxiGh
— Chels (@cjteaches247) September 9, 2019
15. “Show mercy on me.”
Look at what I saw in one of my Students exam script ?. I don't even know where to start pic.twitter.com/CTekUXyhVr
— Zamora (@orladhortun) September 11, 2019
All kidding aside, let’s give a big shout out and a round of applause to all of our teachers out there. They work hard and put up with a lot!
Kids, take it easy on your teachers this year, okay?