Hey, guess what? Not everyone wants to have kids! In fact, some folks are downright opposed to it.
These people are child-free and loving it!
Enjoy their tweets…
1. Truth bomb!
Every bag of Doritos is family size when you're single and childless.
— Annekinns (@Annekinns) April 5, 2014
2. Do what you want.
Any guilt over not having kids and cauterizing my vein of the family bloodline goes away when I can spend four hours on a Saturday reading a book.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 19, 2019
3. Funny how that works, isn’t it?
Everyone who told me that I would change my mind about having kids is now telling me how lucky I am not to have kids.
— Nina (I Stand With the WGA) Bargiel (@slackmistress) April 30, 2015
4. That was a really good talk.
Child-free people considering having kids, take a knee. My son just had a protracted fit over the fact that I refused to locate a specific pair of socks in a giant mountain of laundry all because they're the only ones that don't make his toes "feel crunchy."
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 3, 2018
5. Did you sleep last night?
When my friends tell me about the joys of having children, I'm always moved by just how tired they look
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) July 15, 2018
6. You’re on to something here.
I still maintain that the best time to be single and childless is when you're going through airport security checkpoints.
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) February 11, 2018
7. That’ll really make it clear.
Every moment of this child filled trip is an affirmation that I did the right thing by remaining deliberately child free
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) April 7, 2018
8. You look very well-rested.
Maybe instead of calling women without children "Childless" we should call them "Well-rested"
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) September 15, 2015
9. You can do that!
i just bought $90 worth of nail rhinestones because i am never having children
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) February 1, 2016
10. That’s you!
auntie shark. cool, confident, childless over 30 lady who loves going to dinner by herself. she doesn’t apologize for dropping f bombs in earshot of her nieces/nephews. airline miles are her love language. statement jewelry is a must. i am auntie shark. auntie shark is me. 🦈
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) March 21, 2019
11. A lot of free time.
i think we should stop calling people ‘childless’ and start calling them ‘freetimewizards’
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) February 19, 2015
12. You do you, okay?
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) December 14, 2012
13. Childless Day.
I'd be angry about Mother's Day, being an uncelebrated Childless myself, but really, every day but Mother's Day is Yay! I'm Childless! Day.
— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) May 10, 2015
14. Seriously, what’s the point?
isn’t it wild that people continue having children even though my niece already exists? like what’s the point????????
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) June 20, 2019
15. That’s really all you need
I'm not having kids so I guess I'll have to settle for the only other true mark of adulthood: a Costco membership
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) November 3, 2017
What do you think about this?
Do you have children or have you chosen a kid-free life? Sound off in the comments!