We all do stupid stuff when we’ve had a few too many brewskies, right?
You better believe it!
But you also might come up with some genius ideas when you’re three sheets to the wind, as well.
There’s a little mix of both in these 15 drunk tweets. Enjoy them!
1. A great purchase.
This is why you don't buy things when you're drunk, pic.twitter.com/pdUQGoY2gQ
— Shervin (@ShervinSinatra) March 2, 2016
2. She’s doing good work.
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
— Marcus (@MariusPole) July 22, 2012
3. Are you okay, airport?
https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E780884748205977600&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F23-funny-tweets-people-regret-drunk%2F
4. You did nothing wrong. NOTHING.
https://twitter.com/FLJBieber/status/1063868145629188096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1063868145629188096&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F23-funny-tweets-people-regret-drunk%2F
5. Mom gets it.
https://twitter.com/holly_dawsonn/status/790864259374784520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E790864259374784520&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F23-funny-tweets-people-regret-drunk%2F
6. Four deliveries! Might be a record.
I drunkenly ordered maccys four times last night because I kept forgetting I’d ordered it, they all arrived at my house before I did 🙃🙃x pic.twitter.com/IM9KaVCuEm
— Barney Kelly (@Barney_BK) June 23, 2019
7. Oh, there it is.
I'm just glad I didn't get so drunk last night that I forgot to charge my candy bar pic.twitter.com/Bgt8wZ1e7A
— Girlsthinkimfunny (@grlsthinkimfuny) August 28, 2016
8. That was kind of amazing.
https://twitter.com/josie_grady/status/985260090071638022?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E985260090071638022&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F23-funny-tweets-people-regret-drunk%2F
9. Time to head home.
when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home pic.twitter.com/bQLMVMLqTv
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 14, 2015
10. Jekyll and Hyde.
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
11. Hello, Ms. President.
And this is why I believe I should be the next president of the United States of America. pic.twitter.com/IVHryyBjZ5
— skirby (@scritt_) August 13, 2016
12. Get it together, Steve.
Thought you guys might like this note my friend wrote to himself before going out last night 😂 pic.twitter.com/NCbqG8W9Pj
— Tarryn-tino-rakatirataka 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ (@Tarryntino) July 31, 2016
13. A legend, that’s for sure.
Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night pic.twitter.com/aIvLru4fa0
— Martyn (@martynhett) December 17, 2016
14. The old pizza for a cushion trick. Timeless.
She's on a par with the iconic girl who used a slice of pizza as a cushion in 2014 pic.twitter.com/xwRA0ccLHW
— Martyn (@martynhett) December 17, 2016
15. That’s brilliant!
There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a communal PAYG phone whose number they give to creeps, and then laugh at all the thirsty messages later. I wish I had the authority to award them the Nobel prize.
— Kerry (@RoxanneLaWin) February 8, 2018
Okay, it’s confession time!
Let’s hear your most hilarious and humiliating drunk stories.
Go!