We do a lot of articles about funny tweets that deal with all kinds of different subjects: love, family, dogs, cats, holidays, etc.
But here’s an article full of funny tweets about TWITTER. How genius is that? Because you know you use it all the time…and it’s just meta to joke about the way you make jokes.
1. Quite the role reversal.
Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”
— Andrew Shvarts (@Shvartacus) February 16, 2019
2. That’s a great question…
straight friend asked me if gay twitter was a separate app
— ned is a dumb name (@lilbynxh) October 10, 2019
3. Very, very true.
Twitter is a dating service for matching strangers with the hills that they didn’t know they wanted to die on
— Rob Manuel – follow @fesshole (@robmanuel) October 16, 2019
4. A very painful experience.
When your twitter feed refreshes automatically and you lose a good tweet pic.twitter.com/mwifpshh7q
— . (@Ben__Bel) August 15, 2019
5. That’s how the cycle works.
Who else went through these Stages of Twitter? ?
I can't be the only one please
1. created an account
2. didn't understand
3. abandoned it for months
4. came back
5. now you're addicted
6: night mode activated
— Pankee ma pa mi na ? (@PankeeRoy) October 13, 2019
6. You showed them!
i got the lowest ACT score out of all my friends in high school and guess who ended up with the most twitter followers. me
— James (@CaucasianJames) September 25, 2019
7. Don’t care anymore.
me when i first made a twitter: oh boy this is new and i have a handful of really cool ppl following me i need to make sure i don’t make a fool out of myself
me now: pic.twitter.com/UXzzW7Qa43
— vonnie ✨ (@loafpaw) October 15, 2019
8. Slowly fading away…
My Facebook and Instagram presence after I joined twitter. https://t.co/oYcovfUgd7
— Addict ?? (@dhabonajob) October 17, 2019
9. A lot going on there.
Twitter in real life pic.twitter.com/VfrJC1ApiZ
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 14, 2019
10. Which side are you on?
half of my twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51
— larri ☆ (@larrayxo) July 14, 2019
11. No one can ignore me here!
For me, Twitter is the best place to go when someone start to ignore me.
— qilah (@qilahrzli) October 21, 2019
12. My trash bretheren [sic].
yep, everyone's life is still better than mine
ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) October 1, 2019
13. I’m not sure which is the better option.
Girls on Twitter are seriously like
“my ex used to burn down orphanages and beat up the elderly.
My new boyfriend uses deodorant.
Never settle ladies ???”
— Roger ? (@__Sundance___) June 14, 2019
14. Do whatever you want.
I don't have to make sense, this is twitter.
— BabyDoll Blue ? (@Faungirl123) October 16, 2019
15. That didn’t take long.
2:00pm – twitter is toxic i’m taking a break
2:01pm – pic.twitter.com/NWtRMDECiW
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 23, 2018
Tweeters making of fun of Twitter on Twitter…
Mind = Blown.