Sure, sex is great…but have you seen these tweets?
People are weighing in on social media about what they think is as good or better than doing the deed, knocking the boots, doing the horizontal mamba…or whatever you want to call it.
Let’s dive into these and get inside the heads of these folks…
1. That is SEXY.
sure sex is great but have you ever caught an uber pool to the airport that didn’t pick up anyone else
— Matt Ford (@JMatthiasFord) October 13, 2017
2. Very satisfying.
sure, sex is great, but have you ever finished a long piece of work and quit a browser that had 35 tabs open
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 20, 2019
Sex is great, but have you ever done that thing where the scissors slide all the way across the wrapping paper?
— Kevin Fallon (@kpfallon) December 23, 2017
4. Not yet…
yea sex is great but have you ever been to a chiropractor?
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) July 25, 2018
5. Way better than sex.
Sure sex is great but have you ever worked a customer service job and been able to put an abusive customer in their place without being reprimanded?
— dripped out muppet (@sweatpantspapi) January 30, 2019
6. What a relief.
Sex is great… but have you ever finally removed a popcorn kernel shell from your gums after 10 hours..
— Christian Blacc.. (@50shadesofblacc) February 13, 2019
7. This is my space.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been in a elevator, seen someone running towards it and reached over to the Door Open button but hesitated for a spit second then seen the doors close and convinced yourself it was the universes decision that you should ride alone today.
— Kaya Scodelario (@kScodders) September 17, 2018
Yeah sex is great but have you ever lost your phone at an event and then actually had it returned to you
— Stephanie (@Plurprincess_1) September 12, 2018
9. Might not be able to beat this one.
Sex is great but have you ever watched the school bus take your kids away from you for the day?
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 10, 2018
10. This has to be a fantasy.
I know sex is great but have you ever been paid by a client within an hour of sending the invoice?
— Jord Riekwel (@Larkef) January 29, 2019
11. Meetings are pretty brutal.
yeah sex is great but have u ever had a meeting canceled
— Flexington Ave Local (@Dr_TacoMD) February 28, 2019
12. That’s impossible.
yeah …… sex is great but ……. have u ever been able to spell mcconaughey right on the first try
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) March 11, 2019
13. Made a new friend.
Sure sex is great but have you ever discovered that you and someone else hate the same person?
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) April 19, 2019
14. Showed them…
Sure sex is great but have you ever unfollowed someone who you had a crush on that never liked you back?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 2, 2019
15. Ahhhh, I’m spent.
Sure, sex is great, but what about when you let a bus pull out at a bus stop and the driver opens his little window and gives you a big thumbs-up
— Damon Green (@damongreenITV) June 5, 2019
Those are pretty hilarious.
Why don’t you share your own version in the comments…we know you have a few of these on your mind!