Do you ever get Christmas cards from certain family members or friends, and every single year it’s the same thing? Their family is amazing, their kids are amazing, their life is amazing…whatever.
And then you sit down to write your card out, and it just doesn’t measure up to that perfection that others are bragging about?
It’s okay! We all fell that way!
And that’s why these tweets will make you laugh, because these folks think that the whole Christmas card thing is a little whacked out, too.
Let’s celebrate this together!
1. This is the last year we try this.
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/536994577115525120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E536994577115525120&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunny-tweets-christmas-cards_n_5c099364e4b0de79357b172a
2. Didn’t happen…
After 200 photo outtakes, 10 meltdowns, and 1 diaper blowout, everyone will be receiving a holiday text message from us in lieu of a card.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) November 16, 2016
3. Running a little late this year.
https://twitter.com/really10months/status/810910772297682944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E810910772297682944&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunny-tweets-christmas-cards_n_5c099364e4b0de79357b172a
4. That really is a miracle
I'm not a miracle worker, OK?
I can't walk on water. Turn water to wine. Get both my kids to smile naturally for a Christmas card picture.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 28, 2015
5. Send it back!
I’m sorry I had to refuse delivery on your November Christmas card, but it’s the only way you’ll learn.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) November 29, 2018
6. They’re never getting to the post office.
Have your kid talk to you nonstop while you address Christmas cards – it's a great way to ensure you screw up half of them.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 16, 2017
7. We needed that!
No seriously, thank you for the Christmas card with glitter all over it. We were actually running low.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 20, 2014
8. That is cute…right?
Right now my Christmas cards are just a cute reminder in a box of how optimistic I was when I though I'd have my sh*t together this year.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 13, 2018
9. It would be accurate.
Our Christmas card should just be my kids on top of those balls in front of Target and a pic of everyone with a cold 10 days later.
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) December 4, 2018
10. It is what it is.
Every time I get a holiday card in the mail I am reminded that, compared to me, most people really have their shit together.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 12, 2014
11. Don’t even bother.
https://twitter.com/ogbrenna/status/535128314298781697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E535128314298781697&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunny-tweets-christmas-cards_n_5c099364e4b0de79357b172a
12. Maybe next year?
Sorry I randomly asked for your address in the middle of December but still never got around to sending you a Christmas card.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 23, 2015
13. Not a bad idea.
Apparently, if you send me a christmas card filled with glitter I"ll just cross your name out & send it back as my christmas card.
— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) December 15, 2016
14. That was a joke.
I'll have you over to dinner but I'm not sending you a Christmas card if your name is hard to pluralize. Jk. I don't have people over for dinner.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) December 17, 2017
15. Didn’t make the cut.
It's almost that time of year when you find out who's holiday card list you've been dropped from.
— Jen (@TheNextMartha) November 15, 2014
Do you send out a Christmas card every year?
Do you tell the truth or do you make up a fantasy version of your family’s life?
Either way, tell us all about it in the comments!