The Super Bowl Halftime Show this year was pretty exciting. People got all fired up about the “revealing” performances by Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, and one man is even planning to sue the NFL because he thought the show was too racy.
It sounds like he has a lot of time on his hands, but what do I know?
People either loved the show or hated it, and here are 15 funny tweets about the big night.
1. She is risen.
when i get out of bed after only hitting snooze once pic.twitter.com/n5qJSVJCkL
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) February 3, 2020
2. Rickety b*tches.
Shakira is 43, jlo is 50… and they danced better than 99% of you rickety bitches ever will….. it’s me. I’m rickety bitches
— Hugh Jazz (@Lithunium_Snow) February 3, 2020
3. Two can play at that game.
*me coming home drunk*
my dog: bark bark bark bark
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) February 3, 2020
4. Yes, we’re ready.
Kinda rude it JLo to shout “are you ready??” after shakira just sang for 10 minutes.
— Dr. Tyler Lemco (@tlemco) February 3, 2020
5. Classy guy.
Big deal, I watch 50 year old women pole dance every time I’m on the toilet
— Matt Koff (@mattkoff) February 3, 2020
6. Need to catch up.
me at the gym tmm after watching 50 year old Jenny from the Block & 43 year old Shakira look hotter than I ever will in my entire life pic.twitter.com/h2xEygc0c4
— erica lynne lord (@erica_lord1) February 3, 2020
7. Quite mesmerized.
My mom watching JLo werkin that pole pic.twitter.com/9HEIZb2J2S
— grac (@g__gaus) February 3, 2020
8. I’m telling my kids…
— Kamryn Staley (@kamkam2018) February 3, 2020
9. An app sampler.
Halftime shows are like an app sampler – just a little of each song. I want the whole thing to be mozzarella sticks!!!!!!!
(moz sticks are JLo's pole dance to "Criminal" in Hustlers)
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 3, 2020
10. Marketing 101.
I find faulty the premise of Super Bowl halftime shows that “YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? THEN YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS MEDLEY OF DANCE HITS FROM 2004!”
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) February 3, 2020
11. Moved to tears.
me after watching Shakira, JLo, Bad Bunny, AND J Balvin on the Super Bowl halftime stage pic.twitter.com/ElSvIacNvD
— Luis Paez-Pumar (@lppny) February 3, 2020
12. You weren’t alone on this one.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 3, 2020
13. Need some alone time.
— l? (@piinkharry_) February 3, 2020
14. Falling in love again.
post shakira performance pic.twitter.com/bFzRSqVCGo
— seventhorsixth seeds (@rmdontradembiid) February 3, 2020
15. Still killin’ it!
Shakira is 87
JLo is 103
Think about that.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 3, 2020
Woohoo! Those tweets sure gave me a laugh!
Did you watch the halftime show? What did you think about it? Amazing? Offensive?
Tell us all about it in the comments!