One thing in this life is certain: the older you get, the more your hangovers hurt. Like, hurt really badly. It’s not bad at all when you’re in your early 20s and you can pound a bunch of drinks and be at work at 8 a.m.
But the older you get? NG = NO GOOD. You’re in pain for three days, you call your mom crying about how your life went down the toilet and you can barely function.
You do that too, right? Or is that just me…?
Either way, enjoy these tweets about boozin’ and losin’!
1. Why are you ruining my life?
https://twitter.com/graciecovz/status/1147513810854535168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1147513810854535168&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
2. I got nervous, okay?
Last night I was dancing with a girl and I told her I needed to pee but instead ran 2 miles home in the middle of the night by myself. Why? Cuz I was nervous and drunk me thought it was a completely normal thing to do.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) June 30, 2019
3. You gotta stay hydrated.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1155529437477314565?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1155529437477314565&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
4. You broke the seal.
Nobody:
Drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL” 🤣🤣🥺🥺🥴🥴🥴— ༒•𝒜𝓂𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒶༒• (@MsSetGoodt) February 2, 2019
5. Just keep repeating that over and over.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1163970941614985216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1163970941614985216&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
6. That is a wonderful idea.
every time i’m drunk my brain’s like “hey u know what would be a GREAT idea?? if you followed this guy you think is hot on instagram and liked a pic from 3 months ago” like can you fucking chill drunk me
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) July 5, 2018
7. You needed that.
I am… so in love. drunk me really knows how to online shop for sober me <3 pic.twitter.com/xDdNt67caA
— alldrawn (@alldrawn) March 14, 2019
8. Going all out.
drunk me would pay $56 for a vodka cran in a tiny plastic cup
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 10, 2019
9. You don’t need to see that.
drunk me deleted my bank app after checking my balance, idk what he saw but I trust his decision entirely.
— Glow✰ (@gIowiny) May 29, 2019
10. That’s definitely YOU.
drunk me isn’t bad per se she just runs her mouth a bit. i’d compare her to Hagrid whenever he’d spill some tea to Harry Potter and then he’d say “shouldn’t’ve have said that. I should not have said that” yeah that’s me
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) October 19, 2018
11. Oh, wait a second…
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/840305844923305986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E840305844923305986&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
12. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
If drunk me did something or said something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me cuz we weren’t there, we don’t know what happened
— Austin⚡️Graham (@AustingrahamZ1) April 18, 2019
13. I’ll be there soon!
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1161351323943677952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1161351323943677952&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
14. Let’s get to the bottom of this.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1154524850968567809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1154524850968567809&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
15. Tiptoeing the tight rope.
https://twitter.com/durnkposts/status/1150101810092347393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1150101810092347393&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F25-tweet-drunk-experience%2F
Some of those tweets physically hurt me for some reason.
Bottoms up! But take it slow…okay?