We’ve all been there. Some of us more than others, but we can all relate.
Being broke is no fun at all, but if you can’t laugh at life, you’re doomed, right?
These tweets will give you a little relief from your financial pains.
1. It doesn’t exist, right?
“money is fake!!!” I scream as I careen myself into another overdraft fee
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) March 28, 2018
2. Attacked
https://twitter.com/prielleprielle/status/1033764832577822720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1033764832577822720%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fbroke-af-tweets-3745492%2F
3. Maybe not?
Current retirement plan: is 75 too old become a trophy wife?
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 16, 2018
4. That’s a bummer
i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) March 1, 2016
5. Insufficient for life
It's OK, funds.
I'm insufficient too.
— Daz? (@HomeProbably) May 1, 2016
6. Hahaha
a guy next to me on the subway just opened his bank app, saw he had $27 in his checking account, shook his head all pissed off, then immediately went to spotify and turned on the mood booster playlist
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 2, 2018
7. That’s why
[Walking around park with kid]
Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green?
Me: Because God wants to remind me every place I go I have no money— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 18, 2017
8. There has to be a better way!
[commercial for college]
*person shoveling money into furnace*
Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?
— dan.js (@dandotjs) January 26, 2015
9. Not stupid at all
accountant: "youre basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) October 27, 2015
10. Dinner’s on you
[restaurant]
DATE: Tell me something naughty about youME [loudly chewing lobster] I haven't brought any money
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 7, 2017
11. Ooops
me on payday vs me a day after payday pic.twitter.com/5lXXmdyvA4
— Chris Sotto (@chrismsotto) August 28, 2018
12. Did it work, though?
I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes.
— 🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) August 15, 2014
13. Harassment
Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around?
Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet— Tim (@Playing_Dad) August 28, 2015
14. Ugghhh
A lot has changed since high school. For instance, somehow I have even less money.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) July 20, 2018
15. Don’t bother asking
"Hello darkness my old friend."
Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.— summer goth 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) November 22, 2015
Sad, but true…but funny!