If nothing else, Twitter is great for a whole lotta random laughs.
You scroll through the feed, you have a few chuckles, and then you get back to your regularly scheduled day.
It’s a nice way to take a break!
So let’s all do that together right now. 3…2…1…GO.
1. That is pretty accurate.
https://twitter.com/jacksxnenstrom/status/1092278898522378240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fjokes-tweets-puns-silly-omg
2. A real cut-up.
the funniest thing i’ve ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad’s cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said “oh shit is your ride here” and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight
— old tom (@YuckyTom) March 1, 2019
3. The horror!
me: i’m being haunted by the movie grease
therapist: tell me more
me: *screams*
— david (@_elvishpresley_) September 24, 2019
4. You’re making the right choice.
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/770800428988653568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fjokes-tweets-puns-silly-omg
5. Sorry, not gonna happen.
Me: Last name Ever, First name Greatest
Starbucks barista: I’m not writing that.— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 11, 2018
6. You’re surprised?
My annoying ass being annoying then getting shocked when someone actually gets annoyed. pic.twitter.com/jxwKpcTdXC
— Dr Ben Hall (@DrBenLHall) February 12, 2019
7. The sequel!
Derek: You wanna go out again some time?
Stephanie: Sure, name the date!
Derek: Ok, how about 'Derek & Stephanie 2'
— marf (@MarfSalvador) February 15, 2017
8. Hahahaha. Not bad.
https://twitter.com/madisonfrench_/status/1059305157337534464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fjokes-tweets-puns-silly-omg
9. This one took me a minute…
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 6, 2018
10. They always get screwed over in car chase scenes.
Date: I love car chase action scenes
Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) June 26, 2018
11. I hear you on this one.
https://twitter.com/Leemanish/status/315879059383021570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fjokes-tweets-puns-silly-omg
12. A history buff.
Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 25, 2013
13. What’s updog?
https://twitter.com/BeardSpice/status/517064494598483968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fjokes-tweets-puns-silly-omg
14. Not down with the lingo yet.
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) May 23, 2018
15. What a hedge…oh wait…
Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
Hedgehog: no
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
Are you laughing?
I know I’m laughing!