A good tavern owner knows that to draw in the foot traffic, you gotta have a clever sign. Or else those potential drinkers will just mosey on by and you’ll never see them again. EVER. And that’s money down the drain, friends.

And nobody wants that.

But the people behind these pub signs are doing it the right way.

1. I love it!

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2. It’s official

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3. Forget about a salad

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4. YES

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5. Join the club

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6. Drunk times

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7. Awwwww

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8. Get fat!

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9. It works

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10. This is good

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11. No standards here

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12. Hey o!

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13. Yummy

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14. Don’t take the risk

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15. You can do it

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C’mon in and belly up!