People who can’t park, or choose to park like morons, really blow my mind. It literally takes a few seconds to maneuver your whip in between those painted lines.

At least we have these hilarious notes left on cars to cheer us up. Here we go!

1. Boom!

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2. That’d be great

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3. At least you got some bread

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4. You won!

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5. Showed them

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6. I need some of these

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7. That is great

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8. Edgy

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9. Both pretty good

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10. Just for you!

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11. If I was in charge…

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12. Business cards

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13. Don’t mess with them

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14. Got a condom out of the deal

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15. Good boy

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Learn how to park! It isn’t hard!