Ladies, these jokes and tweets are for you.
All the guys out there are allowed to read them too, but I think we can agree that they probably won’t appreciate them as much as you do, right?
So let’s get on with the funniness!
1. Get that union together!
Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
2. That’s a great idea!
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
— Prof. Nicole Gugliucci, Doctor of the Sky ???✨ (@NoisyAstronomer) September 22, 2017
3. That’s pretty good.
Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked
— KT (@katie_phenix) July 1, 2019
Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2019
5. That wasn’t very nice.
What is wrong w men lmaooo pic.twitter.com/PO3ZJSJXgm
— Tay (@tayyrainn) July 24, 2019
6. Not a great effort.
EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone's birthday
THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019
7. Wow. Kind of intense.
all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 29, 2019
$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up https://t.co/dntZxaQRFy
— alexandr!a ☆ (@okagalex) October 28, 2019
9. I don’t think so.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or…?
— Bhavatarini (@tesuailak) September 1, 2019
10. Time to grow up.
i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government
— pony (@tigersgoroooar) September 16, 2019
11. It’s over now.
lana del rey just killed more men with the eight words "your poetry's bad and you blame the news" than a physical weapon ever could
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) August 30, 2019
12. And then what?
men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) September 1, 2019
13. Did I say something wrong?
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
— bailey (@doyalikebaileys) May 16, 2019
14. The best she could come up with.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
15. You’re right about that one.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
Ladies, are you still laughing?!?!