Halloween’s almost here, and you know what that means…horror movies for the whole month of October! I’m talking about on TV and maybe even at your local theater (if they’re cool).
I personally can’t wait for 31 days of horror.
Even if you’re not a horror movie lover, you’ll probably think these tweets are on-point.
1. There is ALWAYS a scene like that.
Horror movies don't get enough credit for encouraging kids to pursue research at their local library
— Nadia Bulkin (@nadiabulkin) August 11, 2019
2. Do a little dance.
How Michael Meyers gets ready before his kills pic.twitter.com/8XWcvvCNtM
— zel (@denzeldion) October 28, 2018
3. That kid always gets it.
kid in a scary movie outside a haunted house: ok we saw it can we go now
kid who will definitely die in 12 minutes: what are you C H I C K E N
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) June 3, 2019
4. Oh no, not Chucky!
Hollywood done got to Chucky. This mf done got Botox, a eyebrow lift, facelift, and fillers. Smh. pic.twitter.com/ii5UvE8i6d
— Khadi Don (@KhadiDon) June 20, 2019
5. Maybe he just needs a good talk.
when they always ask u why u killin them but they never ask whats killin u pic.twitter.com/duFZ7bKddH
— pau 🪐 (@iicywifey) October 3, 2018
6. He’s slowing down.
Michael Myers would be 61 years old at this point so even if Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t get him the arthritis will
— Luc (@ellkay_) October 21, 2018
7. Kinda blew it…
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016
8. That’s what I need, too.
scary movies need to step their game up. I’m not tryna to be just “spooked” I want to be shook so hard I permanently vibrate for the rest of my life. that’s what I want. that’s what I need. thank you
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) October 18, 2018
9. That is quite sad.
freddy krueger could never wipe his own ass and that's the true horror story
— 𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢 𝔟𝔲𝔤 ✮𖦹 (@vorpalfae) June 10, 2019
10. That way!
https://twitter.com/Lbuddy84/status/731600844978671616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flaurengarafano%2Fjokes-about-horror-movies
11. Don’t believe them.
https://twitter.com/PJVogt/status/1163266083102625792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flaurengarafano%2Fjokes-about-horror-movies
12. He might be in big trouble.
jamie lee curtis been eating activia DAILY since 2010 bitch michael meyers ain't stand no chance
— 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ (@kobychill) October 20, 2018
13. On second thought…
if i watch a scary movie I’m gonna need to watch every Disney movie ever made to bring me back to myself. on second thought, let’s not watch a scary movie and just watch Disney movies instead
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) October 18, 2018
14. No more of that.
If they want to make horror movies that are realistic for millennials they shouldn't all start with somebody buying a house
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) October 13, 2018
15. Managed to ruin that one…
Ghostface: What’s your favorite scary movie?
Me: Well, I just binged the works of Amando de Ossorio. His quartet of “Blind Dead” films started the Spanish horror boom of the 70s. What they lack in characterization they make up for in mood, plus…
Ghostface: Jesus (hangs up)— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 27, 2019
What are some of your favorite scary flicks?!?!
Share them with us in the comments.