It’s almost never good when someone leaves a note on your car. Usually it means either they screwed up (“I bumped into you because I was playing Candy Crush while driving”) or you screwed up (“Park inside the lines you monster!”).
But even in a situation as tense as a car dispute, some people still manage to be funny and creative. Here are 15 car notes that made things just a little bit better.
1. “The dent I put in your car is an improvement.”
2. Anatomy Lesson
3. Jack sounds like a real winner.
4. Dukes Of Hazzard
5. Never park in Michael Bay’s space…
6. …or in a voodoo priestess’s space.
7. One baby wipe per person.
8. Class Warfare
9. Not the ocarina!
10. Hey, I’d be mad if someone parked a car on mine.
11. Welcome to Chi-town.
12. His name is mud.
13. You know it’s bad when your car gets multiple notes.
14. Bad parking is even more infuriating than filling out TPS reports.
15. The medium is the message.