Due to personal reasons, you will laugh very, very hard at the following tweets.
The great thing about using “due to personal reasons” as a preface to anything is that it automatically excuses your idiotic behavior!
So go ahead and come clean!
1. You’re not alone
2. No need!
3. Yeah you will!
4. Yes!
5. Don’t even start it
6. One tequila, two tequila…
7. Nothing wrong with that
8. No shame in that
9. Okay…
10. I wanna get lost…
11. Proceed with caution
12. If you say so
13. Someone has to do it
14. You do you
15. Into the great beyond
Due to personal reasons, I will now eat an entire box of Oreos before bed. Hey, it is what it is.