Due to personal reasons, you will laugh very, very hard at the following tweets.
The great thing about using “due to personal reasons” as a preface to anything is that it automatically excuses your idiotic behavior!
So go ahead and come clean!
1. You’re not alone

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2. No need!

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3. Yeah you will!

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4. Yes!

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5. Don’t even start it

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6. One tequila, two tequila…

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7. Nothing wrong with that

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8. No shame in that

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9. Okay…

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10. I wanna get lost…

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11. Proceed with caution

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12. If you say so

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13. Someone has to do it

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14. You do you

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15. Into the great beyond

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Due to personal reasons, I will now eat an entire box of Oreos before bed. Hey, it is what it is.