There’s a lot of hoopla about cats being jerks: it seems to be a common refrain from just about everyone.

But you know what? Dogs can be big a-holes too, sometimes.

And the proof, as they say, is in the pudding.

1. Have a seat

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2. Making a mess

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3. Cooling off

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4. I didn’t do it

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5. Cat looks thrilled

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6. Urban legend

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7. The cone didn’t stop him

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8. Comfortable?

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9. Oh boy

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10. Ugh!

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11. What’s in there?

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12. Don’t eat her

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13. No!

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14. A total mystery

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15. Bad boys

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Those puppy dog eyes aren’t gonna work this time.