It’s the most exciting point of eating a Chinese meal: you’re done with your Moo Goo Gai Pan, and it’s time to crack open that fortune cookie.

You’re hoping for some words of wisdom that will help you turn your dreadful life around, something to give you at least a small glimmer of hope. And then you’re presented with something like this, and all of a sudden, you’re depressed…

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