Look, I’m not a monster. If you told me I had to make a wax figure version of a celebrity, any celebrity, I wouldn’t know where to start. It looks like a difficult task.

That being said…

These 15 celebrity wax figures came out so wrong, you wonder why they were still put on display for the general public. Some of them get the features wrong. Some of them look like different celebrities entirely. Some of them look like they’re the product of many generations of inbreeding. All of them are amazing. And creepy. Very very creepy.

1. Michael Jackson

Either that’s the worst wax figure of Michael Jackson ever, or someone tried to clone him and this is the closest they got.

2. Oprah

It’s like Wax Oprah hasn’t slept in a week.

3. Mr. Bean

Wax Mr. Bean looks like the star of a Mr. Bean porn parody.

4. Mike Myers/Austin Powers

Is that Janet Reno cosplaying as Austin Powers?

5. Jay Leno

Sure, if Jay were part Cabbage Patch Kid.

6. Prince William #1

Why is he looking to the right? Is he worried the sculptor is gonna sneak up and squish his head even more?

But this one could be Prince William’s twin compared to the next one.

7. Prince William #2

Were they trying to make “Owen Wilson immediately after putting on sunscreen?” If so, nailed it.

8. Tom Cruise

Was Tom Cruise bitten by a werewolf?

9. Julia Roberts

She should call Erin Brockovich about this.

10. The Beatles

Look, it’s Paul McCartney and three guys who hang out in a pool hall!

11. Bill Clinton

Unless Bill Clinton got possessed by that alien oil from The X-Files, this one’s way off.

12. Sylvester Stallone

I’m actually impressed with how much this 3D wax sculpture looks 2D.

13. Sean Connery

Did someone leave Wax Sean Connery in the sun for a year?

14. Ellen Degeneres

15. Victoria & David Beckham

Wax Victoria doesn’t look so bad. But Wax David looks an awful lot like K-Fed. And that’s unforgivable.

h/t: Smosh

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